Choco-Chips 

Have any of you noticed how “chocolate chips” look nothing like chocolate chips. They’re more like swirly chocolate drops.¬†Disappointment. But wouldn’t that be cool? To have a chip… made out of chocolate? That you could scoop other awesome stuff into? Of course it’d be cool. It’s like a choco-chip. ¬†Oh wait but now you must…

Eggstraordinary Pun Game Weak

After you finish rolling your eyes, redirect them to this glory: Runny yolk. RUNNY YOLK. Oh my lord I’m crying. Goals. Major goals. Well guess what? Goals finally achieved. See as much as my pun game is weak, my poaching egg game is even weaker…yes, yes shame on me as a foodie. But guess what?…

We Be Jamming

I’ve always had a thing for jam. Tangy. Sweet. Fruity. Jam-y… Resistance is futile. How could you not mix in that bright berry goodness into yogurt, a parfait, or eat a whole jar in one sitting. Oops. That escalated quickly. What can I say? I was jamming out to some awesome music, had a big spoon in…

Fit Foodie-ing the French

Butter makes the world go round in French cuisine, and let’s admit it… It’s not much different elsewhere. Toasts, steaks, baking…. But alas, why does it seem every time my heart sings from butter my thighs flatten out to the size of Antarctica? Now I remember why! So I have a larger base to cry…

Layers! Like cake… but better

Welcome to the ultimate guide on life. Ok, welcome to the ultimate guide to breakfast… same thing. You start with the stuff that’s good for you… and then basically pile on the stuff that is just. plain. good until you can’t see anything past fruit, nuts, coconut, and chocolate. Did I say chocolate? I said chocolate….

My New and Lasting Love

I have a confession. I have an addiction. But it’s not a bad addiction. It’s to something that’s full of cancer-fighting agents, actually keeps you full, is low calorie, and most importantly… that’s right, it’s delicious! I’ve been feeding my addiction every day because… well why not? It’s truly guilt-free dessert every day. Grab some…