Eggstraordinary Pun Game Weak

After you finish rolling your eyes, redirect them to this glory: Runny yolk. RUNNY YOLK. Oh my lord I’m crying. Goals. Major goals. Well guess what? Goals finally achieved. See as much as my pun game is weak, my poaching egg game is even weaker…yes, yes shame on me as a foodie. But guess what?…

Layers! Like cake… but better

Welcome to the ultimate guide on life. Ok, welcome to the ultimate guide to breakfast… same thing. You start with the stuff that’s good for you… and then basically pile on the stuff that is just. plain. good until you can’t see anything past fruit, nuts, coconut, and chocolate. Did I say chocolate? I said chocolate….